I am happy to announce that my new local assemblyman -- the winner of the Republican primary is certain to win in November -- made as his overriding issue the importance of protecting our borders. I assume that he will be overseeing the erection of a major wall surrounding his district, which encompasses parts of several counties. At last I am free from the threat of an invasion by a fleet of taco trucks.
What have you got against tacos?
ReplyDeleteare you sure the taco trucks are not permitted through the fence?
ReplyDeletethey may be owned by pepsico?