Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Free At Last

I am happy to announce that my new local assemblyman -- the winner of the Republican primary is certain to win in November -- made as his overriding issue the importance of protecting our borders. I assume that he will be overseeing the erection of a major wall surrounding his district, which encompasses parts of several counties. At last I am free from the threat of an invasion by a fleet of taco trucks.


Sandwichman said...

What have you got against tacos?

jamzo said...

are you sure the taco trucks are not permitted through the fence?

they may be owned by pepsico?