There’s an old joke among hikers; maybe some of you couch potatoes have heard it too. Two guys are out on the trail when they suddenly cross paths with a grizzly. The bear rears up and prepares to charge. Hiker A turns to Hiker B and says, “Quick! My running shoes are in your pack. I need them!” Says B: “Don’t be stupid. You can’t outrun a bear!” Replies A: “I don’t need to outrun the bear—I just need to outrun you.”
Which is entirely doable if your fellow hiker is Donald Trump.